"Thank the Lord"? That seemed like a supplication. A supplication in a state funded school. God has no spot inside these dividers, much the same as truths don't have a spot inside a sorted out religion. All things considered, he's sort of had it in for me as far back as I incidentally kept running over his puppy. Really, supplant "incidentally" with "over and over" and supplant "canine" with "child." I'm regularly not an imploring man, but rather in case you're up there, please spare me, Superman. Endeavored murder? Presently truly, what is that? Do they give a Nobel Prize for endeavored science?
Last Exit to Springfield
This is the best instance of false promoting I've seen since I sued the motion picture "The Never Ending Story." Brace yourselves men of honor. As per the gas chromatograph, the mystery fixing is… Love!? Who's been screwing with this thing? I've done everything the Bible says — even the stuff that negates the other stuff! I'm a Spalding Gray in a Rick Dees world. Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the storage room making infants and I saw one of the children and after that the infant took a gander at me. Be that as it may, Aquaman, you can't wed a lady without gills. You're from two distinct universes… Oh, I've squandered my life.
Ahoy hoy?
When I grasped that weapon, I felt a surge of force… like God must feel when he's holding a firearm.
Moderate down, Bart! My legs don't know how to be the length of yours.
Cape Feare
Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the storage room making children and I saw one of the infants and after that the infant took a gander at me. Your inquiries have turned out to be more repetitive and irritating than the last three "Highlander" motion pictures. I like my lager icy, my TV uproarious and my gay people flaring.
Radioactive Man
Moderate down, Bart! My legs don't know how to be the length of yours. Dear Mr. President, There are an excessive number of states these days. If you don't mind take out three. P.S. I am not a nut case. I can't go to juvie. They utilize folks like me as coin. I was stating "Boo-urns." I'll keep it quick and painless — Family. Religion. Kinship. These are the three evil presences you should kill in the event that you wish to succeed in business.
How would you be able to?! Haven't you taken in anything from that person who gives those sermons at chapel? Commander Whatshisname? We live in a general public of laws! Why do you think I took you to each one of those Police Academy motion pictures? For entertainment only? All things considered, I didn't hear anyone chuckling, isn't that right? But at that person who made sound impacts. Makes sound impacts and snickers. Where was I? Goodness better believe it! Stay out of my liquor.
You don't win companions with plate of mixed greens.
Kindly don't offer my god a shelled nut.
Homer the Great
Uh, no, they're stating "Boo-urns, Boo-urns." And now, in the soul of the season: begin shopping. What's more, for each dollar of Krusty stock you purchase, I will be decent to a wiped out child. For legitimate purposes, debilitated children may incorporate hookers with a cool. Bart, with $10,000 we'd be tycoons! We could purchase a wide range of helpful things like… adoration! Shoplifting is a harmless wrongdoing. Like punching somebody oblivious.
Homer Alone
I didn't get rich by marking checks. Marge, pretty much everything's a transgression. Y'ever sat down and read this thing? In fact shouldn't go to the lavatory. When I grasped that firearm, I felt a surge of force… like God must feel when he's holding a weapon.
Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to tune in. Your feelings of remorse may make you vote Democratic, yet furtively all of you long for a Republican president to bring down expenses, brutalize hoodlums, and standard you like a lord! I like my brew icy, my TV boisterous and my gay people flaring.
D'oh. They just turn out in the night. On the other hand for this situation, the day. D'oh. D'oh.
Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to tune in. I can't go to juvie. They utilize folks like me as money. I trust I didn't mind my harm.
Try not to child yourself, Jimmy. In the event that a dairy animals ever found the opportunity, he'd eat you and everybody you think about! Dear Mr. President, There are an excessive number of states these days. If it's not too much trouble dispense with three. P.S. I am not a nut case. Child, a lady resemble a brew. They notice great, they look great, you'd venture over your own mom just to get one! In any case, you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another lady!
How would you be able to?! Haven't you taken in anything from that person who gives those sermons at chapel? Skipper Whatshisname? We live in a general public of laws! Why do you think I took you to every one of those Police Academy films? For entertainment only? All things considered, I didn't hear anyone snickering, isn't that right? But at that person who made sound impacts. Makes sound impacts and snickers. Where was I? Goodness better believe it! Stay out of my alcohol. Me come up short English? That is unpossible. I don't care for being outside, Smithers. First and foremost, there's an excessive number of fat kids. You don't care for your occupation, you don't strike. You go in consistently and do it truly good for nothing. That is the American way. Uh, no, they're stating "Boo-urns, Boo-urns."
I've had it with this school, Skinner. Low test scores, class after class of revolting, monstrous youngsters… What great is cash on the off chance that it can't move dread in your kindred man? Your inquiries have turned out to be more repetitive and irritating than the last three "Highlander" motion pictures.
Uh, no, you misunderstood the number. This is 9-1… 2. How might you be able to?! Haven't you taken in anything from that person who gives those sermons at chapel? Chief Whatshisname? We live in a general public of laws! Why do you think I took you to each one of those Police Academy motion pictures? For the sake of entertainment? All things considered, I didn't hear anyone chuckling, isn't that right? But at that person who made sound impacts. Makes sound impacts and giggles. Where was I? Goodness better believe it! Stay out of my liquor. When I grasped that firearm, I felt a surge of force… like God must feel when he's holding a weapon. Our disparities are just shallow, yet our sames go down deep down. Get prepared, whores! It's the ideal opportunity for reality train! Moderate down, Bart! My legs don't know how to be the length of yours.
Kindly don't offer my god a shelled nut. Inflammable means combustible? What a nation. Kids, you attempted your best and you fizzled hopelessly. The lesson is, never attempt.
Shoplifting is a harmless wrongdoing. Like punching somebody oblivious. You don't win companions with plate of mixed greens. I'm regularly not a supplicating man, but rather in case you're up there, please spare me, Superman. What's more, here I am utilizing my own lungs like a sucker. Jesus must turn in his grave!
Jesus must turn in his grave! Ahoy hoy? Duffman can't relax! Gee golly! I'm setting off to the rearward sitting arrangement of my auto, with the lady I adore, and I won't be back for ten minutes! Gracious, I'm in no condition to drive. Hold up a moment. I don't need to hear myself out. I'm smashed.
I'm ordinarily not an asking man, but rather in case you're up there, please spare me, Superman. Child, when you take an interest in wearing occasions, it's not whether you win or lose: it's the way tipsy you get. He didn't give you gay, isn't that right? Did he?!